Oh no - Paramount smurfs the moviesmurfs to Smurfs!
Yes. Visiting Cinescape was like a kind of negative enlightenment for me today: We will see a CGI-smurf movie with real actors. Hasn't anyone watched "Garfield"? No. O.k. I turned it off after twenty minutes, too - but doesn't anyone see the inherent cultural damage? No? Anyhow- this is a chance for our second special: The SMURFS in the Internets.
"Castle Smurfenstein was a parody of Silas Warner's original Castle Wolfenstein game written for the Apple ][ and the Commodore 64 and several other computers in the early 80s.We created a new title screen, new ending screen, new opening narration, and an opening theme, and changed the setting from Germany to Canada."
Smurfs instead of Nazis. See for yourself if this makes sense.
O.k. these are not really the most entertaining games in the world. At least, if you could not relate to Brainy Smurf, here you got a chance of taking a little revenge...
..will translate any web page you wish into Smurf jargon. It will also translate links, so every subsequent page will also get translated. Surprise your freinds! Be the envy of other major governments!
This is the real gem of my collection - Smurfs - and what they could have made of it, before they discovered the continent of Renderman. Thank God they did! And thank SNL too!
If you really, really love the Smurfs - we are a tolerant sect - and you got lots of cash, you may want to buy cels from the original TV-series. You fool!
If you start collecting Smurf PVC figurines, this is the number one site to go. And it really looks cool. From their FAQ: "In 2001 three little Christmas Smurfs were sold on eBay in Germany, each sold for more than $2000" - you can even make a living out of Smurfs!
"Welcome to the world's largest compendium of Smurf material! Since 1995, BlueBuddies volunteers have maintained the biggest gallery of Smurf merchandise in existence."
It is hard for me to close this Blue-Light-Special with the sad news, that many, many human beings prefer to be blue - prefer to be smurfs, I think. They want to be only three apples tall, have no sex, live in a medieval wood though they also could join the In-Sect and be happy instead. Shocking.
