Join us in the attempt to drive planet Earth into a new orbit, by letting millions of people jump! Scientific research has proven that this change of planetary positioning would very likely stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a more homogenous climate. But what if the Chinese jump too?
"DontDateHimGirl.com is revolutionizing the way women date! Browse our search engine of cheating men right now! Finally, a way for women to check a guy out BEFORE dating, marrying or otherwise committing to him! Warn other women about the men who have cheated on you!"
Big sister is watching you!
"The NES Buckle is a must own for any old school Nintendo fan. It didn't let you down when you went up against Bowser, and it won't let you down now that it's holding up your pants. Bonds like this are hard to find." Can you imagine to wear a Joystick-bucklebelt? Yeeees, they got one too...
"Advent Children" is for sale in Japan today. The website is breathtaking and the promo-videos unbelievable. I sure hope, I would like the franchise...
Million-dollar-page-idea This guy sells his website pixel for pixel. One pixel = 1 dollar. Seems to work. "Now the grand total is a whopping $8,000 - equalling one year's worth of Uni fees and accomodation (as well as my clearing my current overdraft - hoorah!). Well... I can't really believe it. It's amazing how far a simple idea can spread in such a short space of time. The internet is incredible like that. Last time I checked Google, "Million Dollar Homepage" (with quotes) came up with 11,500 results. I think that's pretty solid for a site that's been online for just over 2 weeks."
"Hey gang! Cool kids everywhere are transforming boring computers into sextastic party rigs using CHICKENHEAD's world-famous desktop wallpapers ñ each painstakingly scanned from moldy old magazines stolen from the unlocked garages of dementia-addled octogenarians!"
No comment - check it out!
"Most people agree that Celebriducks are some of the finest rubber ducks on the market. The sculpting and detail we put into each one is extraordinary. Most rubber ducks have a hole in the bottom which allows water in. Apart from the old water accumulating in there, another issue is the ducks tend not to float correctly. We seal up the bottom of every Celebriduck and actually put in an internal squeaker - itís costly, but it makes for a much better product.
This is the meaning of "putting love in one's work", I presume.
Actually, this is probably the only website in the world where you CAN get fetuses, much less ones that fit your fetussy needs. And if you adopted one, tell me if they grow...
The innovative machine holds, cooks and serves 9 whole pizza pies in just 2 minutes. There are 3 different pizzas available in each machine at one time. Delicious Connie's Pizza of Chicago is featured in all WonderPizza Kiosks. 5 years and 6 million dollars of R&D went into this design and subsequent manufacture of WONDERPIZZA of Italy and the product is now beginning worldwide distribution. O.k. - but what is R&D really? Regurgitation & Digestion?
The intuitive interface of the iPod applied to your baby.
Dear Mommies & Daddies: No, nope, nada, the volume control is NOT working. The design is just a cruel joke...
"Dog Condoms, Inc. is announcing a voluntary recall of its Dog Condoms canine prophylactics, due to an unacceptable failure rate reported during preliminary release in test markets. Use of these recalled condoms may result in unwanted canine pregnancies.
Additionally, meat-scented Dog Condoms may present a choking hazard, especially for smaller dogs." No comment.
