Basical Monster Survival Guide (Warning: Crude site ahead.)
The Monster Survival Guide may come really handy, if you are followed by a hungry werewolf. "Thank you, In-Sect! I will join you! (...if I survive.)" will cross your mind then!
Example? Learn for life: "Vampires sleep in coffins during the day so they can feed at night. If you have to encounter a Vampire, it's best to do so during the day because they will be asleep (making it easier to stake them, for example)"
Don't laugh - this may save lives!
A little less conversation, a little more action...
Just what the universe needed: a Parade of unfortunate Star Wars Costumes and Elvis, the Stormtrooper. This will bring the force to the balance. Or vice versa.
Once you have the idea for a wonderful URL you begin to stuff it with material. You want to attract vistors, don't you? Don't you? Don't you? No? (Now, this is ANTI-advertisement, ain't it?)
This site lists "Things, that don't exist" - which is quite evident. (Hint: Look at its name!) They got over 12.000 things enlisted, making existence itself illusionary. Many, many entries are b***sh**, but if you dive in deeply, some treasures are to be found:
• Ku Klux Klan Membership Card Flakes
• Q-Tips that are made of cheese
• A man named Douglas that likes to eat prunes while rowing a small boat around his private lake thinking "If that goddamn frog looks at me again I'll give him a cup of tea with honey in it"
• termites that regurgitate wood instead of eating it, and thus build beautiful castles where no human will ever see them
Many blogs and many webcomics talk about Star Wars III. I do not like all the merchandise and the hype about this movie. So look at my favorite Star Wars-offspring. It's an animated gif from my dear Durbster...
You may already know this ridiculous version of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", interpreted by William Shatner. Now someone made a wonderful video-clip for it, and pronto: Top-Ten material!
"The American version Where's Waldo? has been banned from various American schools and libraries, and appears on the American Library Association's list of 100 Most Frequently Challenged Books of 1990-2000. The reason usually given for challenging or banning the book is that one of its pictures features a topless mermaid".
Follow this link to the text-only version of Wally/Waldo. It is easier to solve, I promise.
"The high-tech electrical way to discipline children." I think this reflects how many parents feel about their kids: God, give us an electrical appliance to make our brats function properly. Like our trustworthy DVD-player...
I really lack the words to describe how bizarre, how strange and how disturbing this site is. What you see here is actually a screenshot. I respect the mess they made on the screen - hard to design this with HTML...
"This aim of this site is to help answer the age old question being asked in pubs everywhere - "Who would win a fight between...?". And by fight I mean a good old-fashioned punch up, one-on-one in a pub carpark.
You can help settle these arguments by voting on the outcome of hyperthetical fights, and also by submitting your own."
If you visit Pubfight, don't forget to vote for Indy (What could this Would-be-king do against a clearly aimed gunshot anyhow?)
I love this animation, and I love the song. I love the title of the song and I love the name of the band: "This is serious, Mom!" And I remember this feeling, decades ago - ah, those lonely days waiting troubled near the phone. *heavy sigh* (To be honest: It was sheer horror - I REALLY remember being young!)
