The In-Sect - religion

When I heard about the superhero “Bibleman” for the first time I was sitting in a bar in Atlanta with a group of Europeans from different countries. (It was during the E3 1997.) I was the only one who believed the story instantly and tried to see it during our stay. It just had to be cheesy and goofy – and it was. Isn’t the concept of defending Christian values with a light saber brilliant? The Bibleman video game for example is called “A Fight for Faith”!
But in fact Willie Aames and his team didn’t take their show too seriously. An example: All villains are played by the same actor who breaks out in a song and dance routine in every single show. Bibleman just sighs and waits patiently to slice “Luxor” or “El Furioso” or “Shadow of Doubt” or “Dr. Fear” into slices.
Though this setup is bizarre Bibleman transports conservative theology like the flawlessness of the bible anyway. And it has gotten worse now that a new Bibleman has taken the sword from Willie Aames. The concept was modernized and all the self-mockery has gone. They even turned the show into a musical!
So watch and tremble with horror, Satan: Bibleman’s homepage, the music video of Shadow of Doubt, the Bibleman Live Show and – first and foremost – the new Bibleman.

“Show the courage to be ridiculous before God!” This virtual church is online now for over ten years and the site and the articles the Great Pooper Scooper continues to publish are still amusing. Maybe the Church of the Blind Chihuahua is THE answer to find a way inbetween liberalistic liberalism and intolerant fundamentalism.
Visit the Chapel, read the FAQ or read about the Great Pooper Scooper. Amen.

Esoteric products like The Atlantean Power Crystal or the Tesla Purple Energy Shield are just superstition in my eyes. I don’t think they just twit their customers, but do they really belief in what they do?
But there is one product at Lifetechnology that is working exactly like described: “The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet”!
Quote: “Through the aid of spiritual guidance given to us by the Archangel Mikhail we have discovered a uniquely different and improved method of creating our well known Psychotronic Money Magnet!” and: “The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet Professional Version 1.0 acts by establishing a new pattern of financial abundance in the subconscious and subtle energy fields of the user by harnessing the lifeforce and wealth enhancing powers of the Hebrew letters of the Kaballah. “
A pattern of financial abundance? Yes it’s true! Look here: “The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet Professional Version 1.0 weighs approximately 500grams which makes it ideal to be situated on ones desk. Each individually created Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet Professional Version 1.0 is priced at $899.95“
I belief!
The Ultra Advanced Power Crystal’s order page

“Welcome to a ministry the Lord has His hands upon! We are a group of dedicated christians who love the Lord and professional wrestling. We’ve put our two loves together and found a perfect match for spreading the Good News!”
When I found that page I instantly googled “Dealing Weapons for Jesus” and “Child-Porn for Jesus” – no noteworthy results. (So far.)
Wrestling for Jesus

Designer Luis Eslava invented the USB saint. He writes: “Oh, Maria, keep my data safe! A USB Virgin that you plug into your computer and hope for the best.” and: “Every time my computer crashes () we end up imploring to a superior being who would protect the existing data.”
Found at the London Design Week’s website – worth a visit in itself.

We are living in interesting times. Jesus’ and Mary’s portraits pop up all over the world – on cheese sandwiches, tortillas, chappatis even walls, carpets or a dog’s fur. And you really can earn money with them on eBay. So why not fill your every breakfast with a sense of awe and wonder? Buy the Jesus Pan – it’s non-sticking!