The Collected Rants of Francis E. Dec
Worldwide as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you go to the nearby hospital or camouflaged miniature-hospital van trucks.
Once upon a time there was a lawyer. His name was Francis E. Dec. He was out of his mind. Mostly. So he massmailed his rants to all media and numerous other addresses he could find. Those letters are so obscure and such a chaotic construction site of word monsters that many people failed to see the satirical dimension these obstruse conspiracy theories possess. Quote from zer0: “If you distilled pure insanity into a 120% proof concoction, chances are you might end up with something only HALF as crazy as Francis E. Dec!”
But – thank God! – then came zer0, a graphic artist from Sweden who illustrated Dec’s raves. So, go visit zer0’s site to learn from Mr. Dec how the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God surgically alters your Frankenstein-enslaved body at night to further the Communist “Black Wave” of the future!
The Collected Rants of Francis E. Dec
(And if you think Mr. Dec is right: Don’t tell me!)
Filed under: The Top 10 of Rumsfeld Quotes
10. “We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead.”
9. “We know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.”
8. “Plan backwards as well as forward. Set objectives and trace back to see how to achieve them. You may find that no path can get you there. Plan forward to see where your steps will take you, which may not be clear or intuitive.”
7. “I can’t tell you if the use of force in Iraq today will last five days, five weeks or five months, but it won’t last any longer than that.”
6. “I can’t think of anything funnier than a handful of congressmen walking around (Iraq). They’d have to be there for the next 50 years trying to find something (WMDs). It’s a joke.”
5. “The worst thing you can do is allow a coalition to determine what your mission is.”
4. “Enjoy your time in public service. It may well be one of the most interesting and challenging times of your life.”
3. “There are a lot of people who lie and get away with it, and that’s just a fact.”
2. “Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.”
1. “Free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things.”
Maps of War
This is a fascinating flash movie, but I have no idea who made it. And I really never heard of an Iranian Empire? This seems to indicate an upcoming Shiite state. Now that’s a very political prediction!
Edit: The mysterious creator of the map eliminated the Iranian Empire over night. Single handedly! With one click! ;-)
Maps of War. (via)
