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A google search on something completely different led me to this picture on someone’s blog. I was hooked and spent some time to find the face behind this sexy rubber chicken outfit: It’s Christee Gabour Atwood, author of Three Feet Under: Journal of a Midlife Crisis, which seems to be quite funny. Quote:
“My mother just doesn’t understand me. She threatens me frequently with retroactive abortion. I threaten her with Pleasant Manor. I tell her if she’s going to leave me her twenty-seven inch color television when she kicks off, why not give it to me now while the darn thing still works right?
Actually, I wouldn’t change a hair on her lip. Although I did once spend seventy-five dollars an hour to have a therapist tell me that I had a conflict with my mother. Big surprise. I could have spent just twenty-five dollars more and had Guido who lives on the corner take care of that conflict for good. “
Oh, before I forget: She’s the famous Author who writes a novel in a store window in one month. In a chicken suit.

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Batman is popular around the world. Argentina is indeed part of this world and so Batmania is a very detailed homepage worshipping Adam West’s incarnation of the flying rodent. If you know just a little Spanish Batmania is worth the visit. John and Scott Sebring for example captured every sound effect – onomatopoeia – to be seen in the famous tv-show of the sixties. Oh, and they are ordered alphabetically…
Las Onomatopeyas

I really like Children’s books. I idolised ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ when I couldn’t really read. But I knew it by heart – word for word. (I am a little sceptical about Spike Jonze making a movie from it. I mean: Who will play the monsters? James Earl Jones? Jack Black? Cheech Marin? John Goodman? Brian Blessed?) So I took a stroll through the halls of Amazon and what did I find? There is a best selling book for children: ‘Everyone poops’. Toilet training was not really a problem with our kids, but I know that it can be very difficult, so this book is supposably worth its money. But the Amazon page selling it is very enlightening too:

Better Together
Buy this book with The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho today!

Customers who bought this book also bought
Where’s the Poop? by Julie Markes
Too Big for Diapers by John E. Barrett
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Once Upon a Potty—Boy by Alona Frankel

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There is a poop industry! This is a corner on the market I never have seen. I need to own the movie rights to ‘Once upon a Potty-Girl’ – it will make me rich!

Whether you’ve recently been bitten by a radioactive spider or fallen into a vat of Chemical X, this book will help you:

• To design a costume that says “No” to evil, but “Yes” to fashion.
• To find an archenemy that is NOT uncommunicative or distant.
• To choose the secret lair that’s right for your style
• To practice action poses for those inevitable moments when you must scream out “Noooo!” or “Why?!!”

This book is really funny. If you want to buy it, use this link to Amazon (so the In-Sect gets a tip…): How to be a Superhero