The In-Sect - article - religion - satire - Pope gives up limbo. Finally.

I am 41 years old, I admit. So when I read about the Pope abandoning limbo, I thought: Hey, is it REALLY intercourse that makes a man rigid? Should I’ve joined a convent just to avoid these expensive, trendy yoga exercises?
I am to old to do the limbo myself, though I like to watch it. So I digged deep in the material and I finally deducted: Limbo has nothing to do with sex. At least for the pope. It means some kind of kindergarten-purgatory to him, but now he changed his mind and the mind of all Catholics worldwide: Unbaptized children go to heaven. Thank God.

If you still have no idea what limbo could be, check out this teaser for Limbo, the Game