Now this is a creepy toy! Quote: “Archibald is a giant squid made out of lycra and stuffed with polyester filling. He stands 15 feet tall, has black eyes, a hidden pocket, and is red in color.”
He even got a MySpace profile. When I scrolled through the comments, one especially sounded …err interesting: “You look just like this giant red squid I slept with on Spring break in Virginia Beach. But I bet you’re much nicer and you’ll probably call back!! Oh, what am I saying, I sound crazy. Anyway, I think you’re a great guy, give me a call somtime! ;-)”
Archibald Dux
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