And now, a word from your future president and eternal ruler, General Zod:
When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.
For the General’s complete platform, visit his campaign website, which has been updated with an expanded ‘Ask the General’ section and a discussion forum. In which discussions are swiftly and ruthlessly ended, naturally.
Also check out the General’s other site for his comments on the rumoured return of Superman.
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