Hey, goth parents! Are you worried because your kids (or ‘baby-bats’) are occasionally seen smiling, skipping, playing, or showing other troublesome signs of being not sufficiently depressed?
Are they still acknowledging the existence of other, non-goth kids, even when you had hoped giving them proper attire would make them instant outcasts?
Just send them on over to Ravensblight, where they’ll find dark music, bleak art, gothic computer games and, most importantly, a massive array of free, depressing paper toys. Watch as they have no fun building their own mechanical bat, set of coffin-shaped gift boxes or 13-part hearse play set. Then, see them play with their dancing skeleton marionette, undead chess or death rattle, and never worry about that pesky smile showing up ever again.
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