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This is one of the rare oppurtunities when an article description totally speaks for itself:
This 5-1/4” tall, hard vinyl Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure is worried about whether or not you washed your hands after you used the bathroom. Just in case, he’s sure you won’t mind if he wears his gloves and surgical mask when he shakes your hand. Or even better, maybe you could just bump elbows with him. Now, as soon as he finishes counting those ceiling tiles, he can get started on alphabetizing the canned foods. Mini surgical mask included. Packaged with a sanitary, hypo-allergenic towelette to clean off the figure before you touch it.
$8.95 for each figure – a must present for your neurotic relatives or friends! (Only if you are an insensitive and tactless brute, naturally.)
Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure