Great, I have to write some crappy bio for the four losers who don’t already know who I am. Is this even necessary? I’m Pac-Man. I’m the greatest of all time.
As you probably konw, I started my legendary career as the star of the most popular video game in history, leading to my own trailblazing Saturday morning cartoon and the cover of Time Magazine. Now I’m playing myself in the new, gritty, puppet-based super-series, Videogame Theater, which I am contractually obligated to promote here on this web page.
My wife, Ms. Pac-Man, and our son, Pac-Man Jr., were not only stars of their own blockbuster arcade games, but they also join me in the premiere episode of Videogame Theater, in which I boldly tell the true, dark story of my rollercoaster rise to the top. Nothing is off limits—from my battles with addiction to power pills to our turbulent, controversial family life, it’s all there, in raw yet powerful detail, in the premiere installment, ‘Pac-Man: The Insatiable Hunger.’
And take a look at the teasers at the end of this Quicktime-movie. I can’t wait to see ‘Donkey Kong vs. Mario: A Barrel of Hope’!
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