‘You think you’re having a hard day? Try having your heart cut out of you alive by an Aztec butcher-priest and then getting kicked down forty stone steps where you are prepared to be the main ingredient in a steaming cauldron of Aztec Human Stew.’
Thus starts a rather elaborate article about Aztec sacrifice techniques which ends with a recipe for Human Stew.
This took me a little by surprise, so I checked the FAQ:
What does Hufu taste like? Does it taste like human flesh?
Hufu is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you’ve never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.
Who actually buys Hufu?
Hufu was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism, as well as vegetarians and vegans. We also found that Hufu is a great product for cannibals who want to quit. HufuTM is also a great cannibal convenience food—no more Friday night hunting raids! Stay at home and enjoy the flavorful, convenient human flesh alternative.
Eat Hufu!
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