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Dear Wilfredo!
Or whatever your name is. Latisha Rosborough, Glassy Q. Chaffs, Kaety Boruff, Muireann Kiesling or just “Doktor” (that’s my favorite!) Thank you for all the eMail you continue to send me regarding the nice experiences you had with women after using modern drugs. But to be honest: I don’t read them normally. I see your name and – flooosh – in the trash. And thank you for the nice images – new trick? – but I think your captions were totally wrong. So I changed it. If you will use my version in the future, your customers will respond much friendlier to your eMail. Promise!
Yours, Zep, no, call me Ishmael. Ishmael Rupetz!