Funny feature over at Nostalgia Central (made by Dave Turner and worth a visit in itself). They list 40 thing…(read the title)
My favorites:
4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
23. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year.
25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
28. It is not necessary to say “Hello” or “Goodbye” when beginning a telephone conversation. A disconnected call can always be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying “Hello? Hello?” repeatedly.
33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.
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