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Basical Monster Survival Guide

*(Warning: Crude site ahead.)*
The Monster Survival Guide may come really handy, if you are followed by a hungry werewolf. “Thank you, In-Sect! I will join you! (...if I survive.)” will cross your mind then!
Example? Learn for life: “Vampires sleep in coffins during the day so they can feed at night. If you have to encounter a Vampire, it’s best to do so during the day because they will be asleep (making it easier to stake them, for example)”
Don’t laugh – this may save lives! Link

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